Schizophrenic P.O.V. # 23 : Smearing

Skin care companies back in their incarnation must of been looking hard for something cheap to spread on people's skin that wouldn't give rashes. It seems that many man made products don't give good results when smeering on our bodies, so they would of needed something like a genetic byproduct in large amounts that no one would need otherwise, such as .. FAT or some tree juice left over at the pulp and paper mill. When I get dry hands, or dry scalp, proctor and gamble or ponds, or any other company like them would have you believe that you are difficient in their product, like god on the third day of creation forgot to invent it, but the truth is dry hands and scalp come from being in contact with too many man made products, especially treated water. Chemicals are used to treat the water we bathe in because we have this inset corporately induced fear of germs (and our water is getting really messed up from this repeated process) and showering or bathing in this chlorine that sinks into our skin as any lotion would has an effect on our bodies, because things that kill germs in water also kill natural oils in skin. Rather then try and find a remedy to this, we capitalize on the wrong situation by making more products to mask the problem. Head and Shoulders like dandruff shampoos regulate the PH on our heads, and lotions give TEMPORARY relief from dry hands. Once you use the product it is addictive because the water always washes away the oils and proper PH balance, and then you need the product to try and restore it to a supposed better state. In short, your body loses it's innate ability to regulate it's pH level on the surface with all the cosmetic tampering so it surrenders to chaos. Smearing things on our skin is a form of encouraged insanity that makes alot of capital for some on the receiving end. Without seeing you naked I can tell you the softest healthiest skin is on your back where you can't reach it enough to mess it up.

This is why I am making my own lotion. A mixture of granulated fingernails, nose boogers, baby tears, norwegian clay, and dolphin sperm. I smear it all over my body before my chemical bath / shower and it protects me from the dangers of the sterilized world. It reverses my age, so now I look like Dr. Quinn medicine woman, Cher, and that woman on Seinfeld before she got old. Best of all I don't need to cover up my face anymore in make-up like some women are encouraged to, and I am proud to say I have now achieved some semblance or normal thanks to this realization.